O Great One! O Magnifico!
O Great One! O Magnifico! O Unprecedentedly Sane Genius!
Open the gates! Bring us forth! Remove our masks!
Shower us with manna! Shield us from the Accuser!
O Handsome Hunk! O Total Authority!
We submit to You! We adore You!
Let all humankind praise You!
O Grand Thumper! O Mighty Thumping Trump!
You need never bother to read,
for the Word flows through You
like the tweets of birds at the break of dawn.
The Bible, in your hands, keeps the Libtards confounded;
your sneer keeps the Antifa in fantasyland;
your steely gaze keeps the DSA at bay.
Yet God’s Word demands that such sinners be put to death —
and You are His truest servant!
Let them howl “Hypocrisy!” as you scatter them from your path!
Let them shout “Racist!” as you show them which lives really matter!
Let them cry “Fascist!” as you rain death
on their irresponsible democracy!
O Man of Men! O Sophisticated Demi-God!
O Builder of Great Walls! O Terror to the Wicked World!
Stormy Daniels should have paid You!
What woman on Earth would not desire to be touched, nay,
grabbed, by your soft, shapely hands?
O Leader without Peer!
You say, and it is so. You deem, and it is done.
You tweet, and your words fly like arrows
to the hearts of the weak and libtarded!
O Disrupter, let us conspire together against the Conspirators!
Let us fake out the Fakers! Let us make fun of the Chinese!
Let us disinfect ourselves with Lysol, together!
Let us share in your Magical Immunity!
O Don Donald! Your image is too brilliant —
we must turn away or die!
This is great!
Nicely done with verve